Thursday, May 16, 2013

chulacabra:

Haunted house that takes people’s picture as they’re walking through.

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i’m crying.

I CAN’T DECIDE WHICH FACE I LIKE BEST

(Source: snugglybutt)

There must have been moments even that afternoon when Daisy tumbled short of his dreams—not through her own fault, but because of the colossal vitality of his illusion. It had gone beyond her, beyond everything. He had thrown himself into it with a creative passion, adding to it all the time, decking it out with every bright feather that drifted his way. No amount of fire or freshness can challenge what a man will store up in his ghostly heart.

(Source: makeanewstart)

youhaveabadconnection:

justanotherdayinlife:

animalcrackersinmyblog:

totallynotagentphilcoulson:

I just got this joke. Granted, the last time I actually sat down and watched the whole movie was when I was 14, but for my entire life I thought it was a “you two are not good looking people” joke. I just realized it’s a “that’s obviously a dude in drag, but I don’t care about who you love when it comes to love” joke.

My god am I a fucking idiot.

She fucking throws glitter. How much more obvious does it get.

THE FUCKING EPIPHANY.

(Source: disneyyandmore)

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elsenliberator:

Pros to naming your future child “Yeehaw”:

  • You get to have a kid named fucking Yeehaw

Cons:

  • absolutely no drawbacks name your kid Yeehaw
itsbiggeronthefrontflip:

RAVEN’S HAIR IS A RAVEN OH MY GOD

itsbiggeronthefrontflip:

RAVEN’S HAIR IS A RAVEN OH MY GOD

(Source: winkywonkytimeywimey)

nicoleforslund:

me when someone tries to explain math

princeowl:

hannibal is such a serious business gritty gory show and the fandom is just

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(Source: trill-arnett)

gemiblu:

“why is that dog wearing glasses”
“because his insurance wouldn’t pay for contacts”

gemiblu:

“why is that dog wearing glasses”

“because his insurance wouldn’t pay for contacts”

licensetohaunt:

clearly some people don’t understand the rules

licensetohaunt:

clearly some people don’t understand the rules

(Source: dudeguykidbro)

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chigguh:

his eyes just say “please open the pudding cups”

chigguh:

his eyes just say “please open the pudding cups”

(Source: justpredator)

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